The Day Monk Got Hit by a Truck (limerick for Haikumonk)

There once was a Grandmaster Kung Fu Monk One day he fell into a real funk Monk said, "I do declare all my students suck!" "Rather than teach let me get hit by a truck!" All he asked was that it happen early in the day Then he wouldn't waste his last day that way The next morning Master Monk went to cross the street Poor thing got plowed down by a Mack Truck fleet Now, poor poor Monk, he did not die Oh no, you see, now in the hospital he does lie You see, Monk had all his 200+ bones broken Now for 6 months he hasn't spoken His moronic students drop by every day And he can't even tell them to stay away The most unfortunate part of this little story Is that although he was in his prime and glory And although Mr. Monk was really quite strong His manhood is no longer very long It was partially cut off when he got plowed down He looks at it every day with an angry frown And although he lays there at his "leasure" His wife has to go elsewhere for her pleasure!!For you Haikumonk!!!!!!! You gave me the idea!!! Better be careful what you say :) Written March 22nd, 2002 © on Mar 22 2002 04:14 AM PST   0 • 14