Internet Romance

"I'll quit shaking when the doctor changes my meds." Until he mumbled THAT, I hadn't heard a word that he said. "Lots of people these days are in therapy." Oh-oh, dear Lord. THIS guy's not for me! Then there's the guy who has been married...not once, not twice. Seems he picks his wives by throwing the dice. "I wish you'd quit cutting your hair. Let it grow long." To an overbearing man, I could never belong. From grave digger to banjo picker, and old Farmer Brown, These internet romances can get a girl down. But wait! Here's Mike. He IMs me one day. We LOL on kiss.com while hours fade away. He made me laugh. We fell in love. A perfect match they say. Could it be that God above really hears us when we pray? God took my list, about 50 in all, of qualities in a man... Not short, nor too tall, must fit in with my clan. A widower, retired, likes to travel, holds the door. The list goes on...not young, not old, not quiet, nor a bore. God shopped till He dropped but found one I'd like. "Hi there," he said with a grin. "Glad to meet you, I'm Mike." Written March 25th, 2002 © on Mar 27 2002 12:10 PM PST   0 • 8