'Ever wonder'

'Ever wonder' Ever wonder what makes a child ask questions? Ever wonder why parents and teachers avoid certain subjects to be answered? A child asked; Daddy what was the big bang. Oh well you know son, thats how the planets and stars were put in place. Daddy, yes son? What made the big bang? Oh well son maybe a bigger bang!!! Now go ask your mother some questions while daddy finishes watching the game, oh and first bring me a beer. Child later say's; mommy! Yes baby? How did we get here? where baby? On earth the child asked. Well we was created by God! Child asked, did God create the big bang? What big bang mommy asked? The big bang daddy said was created by a bigger bang. He's drunk!! Well daddy said the stars and planets were brought about by the big and bigger bang!! Well they say that is what happened mommy replied, mommy, yes baby? Where did God come from? Well we don't know baby why? Because if God didn't make the planets and stars and the big and bigger bang happened from a bigger and bigger bang who made the bang? No one knows baby. Child then asked, mommy, yes baby? How then did God make us? Mommy replied, from the dust of the earth baby. Mommy, yes baby!!!! What made the dust of the earth? Mommy replied, oh go and play with your brother! The child watches tv and see's human foot prints inside t-rex prints in Texas. The child asked, daddy, yes son? How come if we were from monkeys, and the dinosours were dead before we came from the big and bigger bang, and then from the dust of the earth, why are those foot prints inside t-rex foot prints? Did we become monkeys after the dinosours or before? Daddy replied huh? And then scratches his head! Written October 26th, 2001 © on Oct 25 2001 06:46 PM PST   0 • 14