A Day In The Life Of Barbie
Perfect blonde hair, nice set of boobs. Acne free face, definately no pubes. She's been more places than I will ever see. Better looking houses and all bend at the knee. Ken is always handsome, different colored hair. He always seems to look younger, his skin is always fair. There they are in their box smiles are always on their face. I wonder if they ever had jobs, could they keep up the pace? Barbie's had more parties, but never with a keg. I used to have a Barbie so long she lost her freakin leg. She never gets pregnant, or suffers PMS. She doesn't have children, or neihbors to call CPS. If we women had a life like that, we wouldn't have a chance. To treat men the way we do, or have to buy their pants. Now she's not a bad 'ol girl, she doesn't get drunk and party. But if I could be called anything, it would have to be Barbie. Written March 18th, 2002 © on Mar 17 2002 03:49 PM PST 0 • 10
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