Osama Wants His Momma
Why is he hiding? Why isn't he brave? Why is he cowering inside of a cave? Doesn't he have a clue? Surely he knows. Without any scissors, that nasty beard will grow. If he waits long enough, he'll have a great disguise. He can look like Cousin It covered in freakin' flies. I know he's wet his little nightie, a million times or two. I wonder what it smells like there. Like the mens bathroom I'm sure. P-Yew I know everyone is sick and tired of all this freakin' drama. But it's getting plain for us to see Osama want's his Momma! Written March 13th, 2002 © on Mar 13 2002 03:24 AM PST 0 • 10
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