'BRAD, ONLY IN MY DREAMS' (Survivor Challenge 9) (humor)

Twas the night before my yoga class I ran through the house Chop suey I was stirring Eeek! I saw a mouse All my thong underwear were hung Prints of doodie butt with care Hoping they would dry My date would soon be there What to my elephant eye lashes should appear Brat Pitt in a limo with rump roast, a keg of beer A bed head driver, smearing lips with chapstick Googly eyes…what’s happening? It must be cos-mic More rapid than thunder My Chihuahua and his friends came Shouting take us to McDonald’s Taco Bell’s just not the same So, I cleaned out my buttfuzz Out the door we flew A limo full of four-legged friends Brad Pitt and me too Down the road we drove With a sheep and a hound The driver with chicken lips Not making a sound Smelly ol’ armpit His belly was round He turned into McDonald’s But wouldn’t come in He got out a spatula Digging out his belly button lint Mixing it with creamed corn Oh my, what a jerk! Gulping it up fast He had to get back to work Hand in hand with Brad I walked My hands were trembling I could barely even talk We finished our meal and headed home I knew there would be some action I couldn’t wait very long Grabbing grandma’s favorite button I made a secret wish Hoping Brad would lay one on me Oh, how I needed his kiss Tossing and turning I wake from my dream Hot and sweaty My room full of steam I felt a lick upon my thighs Could it really be Brad? What a wonderful surprise I looked under the covers And what did I see My Chihuahua, Pedro, looking up at meThis was wrote for Survivor Challenge 9. We had twenty words that had to be used in the poem... 1. Buttfuzz 2. Chicken lips 3. Armpit 4.Chapstick 5. Googly eyes 6. Spatula 7.Chihuahua (like the taco bell dog) 8.Belly button lint 9. Grandmas favorite button 10.Creamed corn 11. Yoga class 12. Chop Suey 13. Thong underwear 14. Bed Head 15. Doodie butt 16. Elephant eyelashes 17. Rump roast 18. McDonalds 19. Cosmic and..... 20. BRAD PITT So here it goes...and no, I wasn't smokin' any wacky tobaccy LOL Written April 7th, 2002 © on Apr 07 2002 09:20 AM PST, Kathy D   0 • 14