Cletus and Lurlene(Last act)

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I'm Cletus jr.Why can't I date my sister?I'm LurletteTell jr. to stop pestering me.I'm StormyI was born after the twister.I'm Billy BobThe only kid with red hair.I'm ClemMy twin just hit meI'm lemhe hit me firstOf all the kids in this family tree.Lurlene says that Cletus sr. the worst.Thus ends my epic triogy of Americana.I hope you got a grin Written July 27th, 2001 © on Jul 27 2001 08:54 AM PST 0 • 14

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"I'm Cletus jr.Why can't I date my sister?I'm LurletteTell jr. to stop pestering me.I'm StormyI was born after the twister.I'm Billy BobThe only kid with red hair.I'm ClemMy twin just hit meI'm lemhe hit me firstOf all the kids in this family tree.Lurlene says that Cletus sr. the worst.Thus ends my epic triogy of Americana.I hope you got a grin..."

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