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I Am A Monkey

By Antmonkey

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

I am a monkey, Please don't judge me.People outside are often quick to judge.I am a monkey, Please don't bug me,Because I know that I can't take that much.If you don't like me,Then leave me be,For in the end I can only say;I'm just a monkey,A cuddly monkey,I'm heterosexual, which doesn't make me gay.If you over analyse me,You wont find anything,No meaning past what is on my face.'Cos I'm just a monkey,A silly monkey,And my underpants have often caused disgrace.Monkey monkey monkey monkey,Im a funky hunky chunky spunky (in the biblical sense) ker-plunky monkey.Hey guys, guess what!!!, I AM A MONKEY. Written October 25th, 2001 © on Oct 24 2001 10:14 PM PST   0 • 14

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"I am a monkey, Please don't judge me.People outside are often quick to judge.I am a monkey, Please don't bug me,Because I know that I can't take that much.If you don't like me,Then leave me be,For in the end I can only say;I'm just a monkey,A cuddly monkey,I'm heterosexual, which doesn't make me gay.If you over analyse me,You wont find anything,No meaning past what is on my face.'Cos I'm just a monkey,A silly monkey,And my underpants have often caused disgrace.Monkey monkey monkey monkey,Im a funky hunky chunky spunky (in the biblical sense) ker-plunky monkey.Hey guys, guess what!!!, I AM A MONKEY...."

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