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Junk Mail

By caf

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I've got a crush, the master confesses. but to know who that is he needs 6 email addresses I won a vacation, got so many of those. I can go to the beach feel the water with my toes. And on that vacation, I'll have millions to spend, I won an online lottery but it was bullshit in the end This scheme next, Too many have bought. Get rich quick! But give us all the money you've got. Would you like to see my breasts? Or maybe you'd like some cock. Ya might as well click here, Cause our junk you cannot block. I've got so much crap, That I wake up to each day. Junk mail is filling my box it all wants me to pay. For frills and gimmicks, Games that rock, I click the link, it's all a crock So to all the adverts, i don't care if it's on sale I don't want your shit and i delete your useless mail! Written October 30th, 2001 © on Oct 29 2001 06:33 PM PST   0 • 14

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