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the oompa's life

By Canon

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There once was an oompa loompa, he was unusually and particularly perky. he was walking down the road, snapping into some spicy beef jerky on his way down the road he met a man a man with a nose on his ass they both began to fight like rabbits rolling around in the dog shit infested grass So now after the fight the oompa was having a frightningly bad hair day he walked up to a bunch of carolers and started to scream, hey there gay. well now the carolers are pissed they begin to chase, they catch the oompa in the woods, then they shit on his face. the oompa was laying on the ground, with shit all over his green head he was so embarrassed, his face turned christmans red he ran home like a screaming child feeling tingles in his legs he went into his house cut them off and replaced them with pegs. So now the oompa, has a fear of stepping outside everytime the carolers come to his house, he remembers how he cried. so the oompa stays home masturbates several times, it makes his mucsles at ease he watches old episodes of golden girls and has sex with a woman molded out of cheese Written December 14th, 2001 © on Dec 14 2001 04:27 AM PST, Joshua   0 • 14

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