Table
By CloudRaven
My head falls to the table, BAM! 'Ouch' he screams. 'Oh, sorry man' I reply. What? I just appoligized to a table. 'Why the hell woun't you' the table screamed! 'You hurt me' he whimpered. 'But your a table' I stammered, 'a table doesn't feel'. 'Well I sure as hell felt your hard head crashing down on me' pouted the table. Oh can I have lost it, or just hit my head too hard as I rub my forehead. Tables don't talk, they don't feel I'm just insane. 'OK 'screamed the table, 'move it'! I jumped up startled and confused. 'Find another piece of furniture to abuse' he screams as he walked across the room.what you have never had a table talk to you? Written March 11th, 2002 © on Mar 10 2002 11:09 PM PST 0 • 14
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"My head falls to the table, BAM! ..."