The Beagle
By CloudRaven
OK, here is the deal the other day I walking home had a drink or two, maybe three anyway I'm walking home and see this dog cute little dog by the side of the road I mean it is a beagle, not a pit bull so I go over to the dog thinking he is lost or hurt don't know what I was thinking really he was a cute little dog, so I go to pet it and all of a sudden BAM DR Jekyll into Mr. Hyde This beagle has a set of choppers Dracula had nothing on this dog he comes tear at me, I fall on my ass, scramble to me feet and make a mad dash the little beagle looks more like a pit bull now he is catching up and all I can see is his enormous teeth thinking he is going to rip me apart so I keep running and he keeps chasing Cujo comes to mind as I turn the corner slam into the cop and look dazed he grabs me by the collar he wants to know the problem I tell him abut the beagle from Hell, but he doesn't believe me, guess is the alcohol breath so he gives me a stern warning and sends me on my way but I know for sure that there was a mad beagle with chomps from hell chasing me last nightThis was a challenge poem, it actually one, can you belive that. Wait don't answer that, LOL Written March 26th, 2002 © on Mar 26 2002 09:43 AM PST 0 • 14
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