Doughnuts, Duff Beer, And Kitty Litter (Humor)
By Cwm
"I'm so fat, and lazy, ut oh!" (farts) "Honey pass me my beer!" His feet prompt, on the couch, his belly, was gigantic, standing straight up above his pelvis. He stuffed doughnuts, into his mouth, and swallowed "duff" beer into belly. "Ah America's game, Football!" Suddenly, the cat, ran across the floor! The dog chased the cat, and they feel into, the sloth's lap! "lovely doughnut says eat me." "GRRRR" (he now drools) "Arf!" The dog bites the doughnut, out of is hand! "DOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" "He looked down, and he saw the cat, drinking his beer. "Out of my beer!" He chased the cat, up and down the stairs, but he tripped over a shoe, and fell into cat litter! "OOOOOHH!" "I can't get up." So he stayed there, all night, all week. Being served with doughnuts, and "duff beer" While doing his wasting in the cat's litter! ~CWMUh, don't ask me... Enjoy, LOL!!! Ah, Homer! ~CWM Written March 26th, 2002 © on Mar 26 2002 08:02 AM PST 0 • 14
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