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Can't Afford a Divorce, But I Got Preparation H

By dianes

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Went to the lawyer to get a divorce, When she told me how much it take, Off the floor they had me to scrape, That much money would take me years to make! I went food shopping, Was going down the aisle, I stopped in the drug section, For a little while. It was there that I saw it, Staring straight at me, It was Preparation H, Lots of it you see! I read the label, It said apply liberally, On your pain in you ass, It would shrink it you see! I took all the tubes they had, Bought as many as I could find, Because we all know, Your my biggest pain in my behind! I waited till you fell asleep, Then out came the creme, I lathered you all down with it, Not a drop did I waste you see! Who needs a lawyer, To pay all that money too, By morning you had shriveled up, No more pain in the ass are you! Written February 16th, 2002 © on Feb 15 2002 03:54 PM PST   0 • 14

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