Teacher Help me Learn (adult humor)

Teach me teacher Help me learn I'm more of a hands on student books don't help me learn! Show me how Guide me I say Sometimes it's easier if you show me in play! Does X+Z =US If i pass this test do I get an A+! What's that you say stay after school Private lessons you'll give me the tools! I need an education I need to learn So many things to remember the wheels how they turn! What do you mean sit on your lap What is that bump I feel against my back! You say its a ruler You call it your tool Momma always taught me don't be no fool! But then again she also said Do unto others as they do unto you! Up goes my skirt time to use your rule Oh yes you are right Its harder in high school! Do you hear bells ringing I thought I did Time for another lesson I think I learned something, I am sure that I did! What's that you say I've been bad You smack my butt with your ruler Oh yes teacher that smarts!!! Bend over the desk How many licks I never had lessons before like this! Keep saying my vowels A-E-I-0-U Each time I get to O you smile yes you do!!! Maybe someday I'll be a teacher like you Educating can be fun If you know what to do!!!! I'll go for my Masters in S&M or major in Domineering there's a subject to have interest in!!!! When's my next lesson I promise you this I don't mind coming again I'll do as you wish!!!"just some fun and laughs" Written April 16th, 2002 © on Apr 16 2002 07:11 AM PST   10 • 0 • 16