Kidnapped Teddy Bear!

Teddy Bear, teddy Bear Where for out you, Teddy Bear? I've looked here and looked over there I have looked everywhere! Oh deary me,how can this be For I can not see My teddy bear Have you seen my teddy bear? He's this big and has curly hair Doleful eyes that seem to stare So deeply in your heart that's where He smells like sweat And has all his stuffing falling out And if I dont find him soon I'll scream and shout! Oh teddy bear Teddy bear Come home now, teddy bear! What's this I see In my letter box It's a ransom note From goldilocks She says I can have him back When I can find for her a shack With three brown bears and porridge too Oh dear what am i to do I look and look and search about Seeking this mysterious shack of hers And before i know it she frolicks right up And says she has found her bearsome sup In dismay I say to her Can I have my teddy bear? Well she says boo hoo A strange highlander took him to Uummmm Somewhere But here is a note saying..... "Of Your teddy bear is being held at an undisclosed location, pending payment of ransom." Oh bugger.... What am i gonna do Oh teddy bear It sounds like your through...LOL...:P I wonder who...hmmmmm:P:P:P;) Written January 15th, 2002 © on Jan 15 2002 01:16 AM PST   10 • 0 • 14