Little shop of O.

Was selling some art to a customer today She was just asking questions, firing away Her man glazed eyed and bored just stared His level of enjoyment way under care This is what I do specialising in crap Doesn't matter what I sell I still feel like a sap No passion for this medioche energy exchange Think I'll just drift of for a nice little change Oh madam, yes that's certainly the best Only one we have left at a premium no less Shall meet all expectations without a flaw Oh yes madam, you'll be happy feeling the whore Do you want a sample just to see what its like? Ok, come over to the changing room and try out it's bite Oohhh!! and Ooooo!! and Eeewwwww!! was all she said Rushing to her husband absolutely ready for her bed That'll be $9.999.00 including tax of coarse Ring uping a total fit for a champion horse Are you sure you dont have any more of them she said I have a husband's failing labido to be merrily fed I'm sorry madam it's all we can do to keep up with demand It seems we have a premium need for a mind shattering orgasm Next shipment won't be long is only two weeks away I'll just have to wait she said eargerly for that day !...................!!!!O!!!!.............! With a fit and a start I woke up to my own reality In front of my counter were women counting one and twenty All of them had that canny look in there eyes Ready no doubt for a seller of a remarkable surprsie! Ummmmm paint anyone?Ok i know its crap but ...well i just had to do it! :P Written April 2nd, 2002 © on Apr 02 2002 01:17 AM PST   10 • 0 • 16