Dingle
By Idamarie
A silly RomanceTy Pitfingers likes to tell the storyof his buddy, Percy Dinglefootwho had the girls fighting over him.He was so cute in his checkered suitthat Flora mae Douche couldn't help herself.She was in love.So was her best friend,Hilda Flappgasser.This was a big problem for Dingle, (everyone called him that.)Dingle would be standing on the corner just hangin 'out and Flora mae would wiggle by in her short, shorts.Then Hilda would strut up in her low cut top.These girls had it all together.Douche had the bottom and Flappgasser had the top.Together, they had everything Dingle dreamed about.What a dilema!He took Flora mae out one night and Hilda the next,but, he was only half satisfied each night.He finally decided to take them both on the same date.They danced the night away sandwich style.Flora in front, Hilda in back and Dingle in the middleHe even reserved a motel in case he got lucky.He felt like he had won the lottery when he turned the keyand enter three.There was only one problem.Hilda and Flora mae got so engrossed in each other,that Dingle started to dangle alone.The girls, having found each other, ditched Dingle so,you may see him still hangin' out on the corner.Ty Pitfingers is a little worried though.He has seen Joyce Crack and ZooZoo Bumpscheckin' him out.Poor Percy Dinglefoot will never try another menage-a-trois Written October 27th, 2001 © on Oct 27 2001 04:33 AM PST 0 • 16
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"A silly RomanceTy Pitfingers likes to tell the storyof his buddy, Percy Dinglefootwho had the girls fighting over him.He was so cute in his checkered suitthat Flora mae Douche couldn't help herself.She was in love.So was her best friend,Hilda Flappgasser.This was a big problem for Dingle, (everyone called him that.)Dingle would be standing on the corner just hangin 'out and Flora mae would wiggle by in her short, shorts.Then Hilda would strut up in her low cut top.These girls had it all together.Douche had the bottom and Flappgasser had the top.Together, they had everything Dingle dreamed about.What a dilema!He took Flora mae out one night and Hilda the next,but, he was only half satisfied each night.He finally decided to take them both on the same date.They danced the night away sandwich style.Flora in front, Hilda in back and Dingle in the middleHe even reserved a motel in case he got lucky.He felt like he had won the lottery when he turned the keyand enter three.There was only one problem.Hilda and Flora mae got so engrossed in each other,that Dingle started to dangle alone.The girls, having found each other, ditched Dingle so,you may see him still hangin' out on the corner.Ty Pitfingers is a little worried though.He has seen Joyce Crack and ZooZoo Bumpscheckin' him out.Poor Percy Dinglefoot will never try another menage-a-trois..."