Human Resource
By jackpot421
This is our agenda. Sign on the dotted lineNext to the X, a check will doCause, we know you. We are your friends and neighborsAt (insert company name here). We build it better,Your dreams, your future, rest assured in our handsHeads roll. Or more appropriately, we were just kidding,We want you to sleep easier at night andWake early in the morningTo be our team player. Take one for the team,In the ballsCause you got to have ‘em to play here son.So no time like nowTo see if our investment pays on the margin And well, we need to talk, something’s come up.Nothing important don’t worry, justThinking of aggregate cost and long term projectionsWe may have to liquidate youAnd sell your ass-sets.You understand right? It’s nothing personal.That you are deficientIncompetent. What would you doIf you actually held stock in yourself?It’s for the good of the company, you understand.I’m off to Florida instead of Hawaii,It’s for the good of the company, I understand.So this is goodbye, we’ve been great friends.should i cut the last 4 lines? i don't know if i like them or not Written June 1st, 2001 © on Oct 31 2001 07:25 AM PST 0 • 9
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"This is our agenda. Sign on the dotted lineNext to the X, a check will doCause, we know you. We are your friends and neighborsAt (insert company name here). We build it better,Your dreams, your future, rest assured in our handsHeads roll. Or more appropriately, we were just kidding,We want you to sleep easier at night andWake early in the morningTo be our team player. Take one for the team,In the ballsCause you got to have ‘em to play here son.So no time like nowTo see if our investment pays on the margin And well, we need to talk, something’s come up.Nothing important don’t worry, justThinking of aggregate cost and long term projectionsWe may have to liquidate youAnd sell your ass-sets.You understand right? It’s nothing personal.That you are deficientIncompetent. What would you doIf you actually held stock in yourself?It’s for the good of the company, you understand.I’m off to Florida instead of Hawaii,It’s for the good of the company, I understand.So this is goodbye, we’ve been great friends.should i cut the last 4 lines? i don't know if i like them or not..."