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'Potty' on

By joyismine

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"Potty" has been off awhile, cause you've been doing fine; but now I'm back at work because of roll replacement decline. I'm sure your mother taught you, (if you weren't raised in a barn) that you should replace the paper, which, obviously , you didn't learn. So guess I'll do her duty and review with you again; that you need to put a new roll up or meet a ghastly end. You look a little flushed right now, but nothing like you'll be if flushing you down the toilet becomes my opportunity. So just put a new roll on the holder, or watch your every move Cause sooner or later I'll flush you out and plead "Judge I was confused." Joyce Guy (Potty Poet)Don't you just hate to go into a bathroom and find no paper on the roll...well, I wrote this for my companions on the job. Written December 11th, 2001 © on Dec 11 2001 01:24 PM PST   0 • 14

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