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"SECRET OF SUCCESSFUL DIETING Designers say lean is the look that is in; that your life is a failure if your body's not thin. Doctors say fat is bad for your health; but taking it off may cost all y..."

"ODE TO GEMFIBROZIL* My blood is mostly cholesterol, according to the Lab, and triglycerides, from eating fats, more than just a dab. My doctor, quite a helpful guy, said "We'll get it under contro..."

"The doctor said I was too fat; The weight would have to go. I said to him "Dear Doctor, There is something you should know. A second opinion is required to give me peace of mind; So I checked the y..."

"A mighty nation has arisen Built on sacrifices of the past, Made by earthly champions, From moral fiber cast; Founding principles set forth By God's embodied Word Comprised its constitution, At this ..."

"Tried I've been, and sore afflicted; Purged to set my spirit free from the worthless gold and glitter of a world still courting me. God must slay the soulish passion, for the world means naught to m..."

"I think it sort of funny, but also very sad, that it takes so very little to get some folks really mad. If they drive along beside you, and you look them in the eye, they take instant exception, and ..."