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David Herman:Office Space Sex God

By KeepFishin1019

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Nothing could even compare to the joy If I could work at Initech with you I'm the stapler,you be the copy boy On channel 39, let's watch Kung-Fu My David Herman, if you only knew I want your remainders in my account Way more than Mark from Blink182 At Chotchkies, I would give you a discount And of course I don't like Michael Bolton That no talent Grammy winning loser For you my love is lava, molten! For you're my copy machine abuser I'd do a million T.P.S reports If only I could get into your shorts Written March 3rd, 2002 © on Mar 03 2002 01:42 PM PST   0 • 14

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