How I Lost My Virginity
By kojak24
walking backwards enters the pope sliding sideways on a rope no joke to grand for him maybe a natural man he be grab his feet and shine his shoes time to pass out the news we're really not dead but very serverely stoned or boned or honed or troned who said that? superman, captain marvel, spider man shazam wam bam thank you mam I just turned myself into a toad for down the road traveling spam, ham, cam, ram, scram meatheads hung on one hook their bowels eaten by hungry wolves on the lam from prison it had to be my life or his'n six gun Charlie was eating barley when mushroons flowed from his face and he smiled and blood roared in his brain so loudly he was deaf from it all lock me up in a gentle place between the legs of a marvelous ace race trace space mace handcuffs for the prisoners in their cells no hope for no dope at night for wardens love them and only them but who gives a shittum tree? I feel safe in New York City! Too much AC/DC???? (A whole lot at Soledad Prison.) You Got it! Watch out where you stick it! P.S. That's how I lost my virginity. Yum yum yum it sure tastes good © William M. Sowman Written March 21st, 2002 © on Mar 20 2002 06:40 PM PST 17 • 0 • 16
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