Limerick Joke #1

Limerick Joke #1 Ms. Betty was good in her ways, when she came to the end of her days, to heaven was sent and that’s where she went, St. Peter the greeter be praised. While Betty and Peter were chattering, small talk, just a smitter and smattering, the clouds split their seams from some blood-curdling screams. “Jesus, Peter, said Betty, what’s happening?” “You mustn’t be frightened, be bolder, they're getting their wings for each shoulder. Two holes we must drill, which later we fill with the intricate flapping wing holder.” Well Betty was not very happy, This screaming can make one quite rappy. They continued their walk With some heavenly talk, When the screaming returned she felt crappy. “Good heavens, they're wakeing the dead? That screaming I fearfully dread?” “Well we're drilling the hole that when we reach our goal, will allows us to halo her head.” Well Betty had finally been daunted, She’d heard all the drilling she wanted. “I’m going straight hell, I think it’s as well, ‘Cause this place you call heaven is haunted.” St. Peter knew how to stop Betty. Her fears he thought really were petty. “You’ll first be undraped, then sodomized and raped.” “Yes,” she said, “but I’ve holes there already.”paraphrased from an e-mail joke or should I say limerified! Written March 10th, 2002 © on Mar 10 2002 02:59 PM PST, same as above   0 • 16