The Food Mobster
He didn’t eat all day but now he will. He pulled his big Coupe DeVille, the food mobster, a BIG guy! into the Red Lobster just for show but this big spender’s gonna swill at Ray’s Super King Buffet with his twenty percent off coupon that he cut out of the paper today. Tips? What tips? He gets his OWN food and plenty of it! In how many trips? Twelve? Twenty? Plenty of food here, "Say hey honey, Ain’t cha got no bigger plate? Fuckit, bring me a bucket, I ain’t got all day!” Hey look, He’s startin’ ta get filled up, his mouth’s startin’ ta crack. He’s makin’ funny noises, Quick, bring the bucket back! Ohhh Ray's Super King Buffet, this guy’s single-handedly gonna put you out of business today.this is a variation of one I did earlier called "Buffet Buster" that was a prose poem. Written March 18th, 2002 © on Mar 18 2002 06:43 AM PST, same as above 0 • 14
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"He didn’t eat all day but now he will...."