Jesus^2

Jesus^2 that would be Jesus x Jesus so what would that equal you ask? well as everyone knows we can’t solve this equation solely with what we are given. But let us understand that Jesus^2+ 84= 88 then we can simply deduce that Jesus = 2 Then lets say that we have a circle with radius (Jesus) of 4, find the circumference (A Kitten) well that would be um... well I don’t have a calculator but it would be A Kitten = pi x (2 x Jesus) simpler being A Kitten = pi2Jesus Through this mathematical equation we can deduce that Jesus is directly related to A Kitten through their mutual similarity in pi. As everyone knows, pi is the same as Pie (my favorite is key-lime) As holy scripture states, Jesus is the son of god. Because of Jesus’ brotherly relationship with A Kitten  A Kitten is the son of god as well. (or if the Kitten is a female, daughter of god) because A Kitten and Jesus are directly related to a piece of Pie (key-lime to be specific), then logically we (as the educated community) can deduce that, Key-Lime Pie is God and the father of Jesus and A Kitten. Thank you for your time and god bless.unknown, Written December 25th, 2001 © on Dec 25 2001 07:55 AM PST   0 • 13