pass me that, Gee I'm fat

"the solicitor By: NamdaM walking to the corner store wall "would you like this spy pup or radio" anything at all? they wave there hands in anger and close the door "oh I see you wanted four" "I will..."

"crackhead bitch at the laundrymat By: NamdaM walking down the street one day he saw her there "ugh" but the solicitor still did say "hey" "would you like to buy a phone today" bitch looked scared a..."

"fucking totaled By: NamdaM another fucking accident today my license almost got taken away rear ended by your Toyota truck Seems like I have ran out of luck This Insurance just ran out I should of t..."

"Have you seen these yet? By: NamdaM I didn't want to call you over until you tilted your coke bottle lenses my way but figures you couldn't hear me anyways Have a nice day Written December 16th, ..."

"excuse me? the man says excuse me, can I ask you a question? excuse me, can I ask you a question? excuse me, can I ask you a question? excuse me, can I have a donation? (in L.A.) Written ..."

"''did you shit your pants?'' I stepped in shit the other night let me tell you that shit wasn't right it smelled like death was all around and it was hard to breathe not making a sound my woman ask..."