Hell
By Nightcrawler
I had a Hell of a lot of problems yesterday... I fell down the stairs Continued on out a window Landed in a tree The fire department had to help me down While I was up there I saw my boyfriend He was kissing another girl One highlight of the day: The ground opened up and swallowed them whole But she was my sister And he had the notes I needed for a class So I failed geometry. I was only passing that time because the teacher thought I was cute. Next year the teacher I will have is blind I really don't know how that's going to work out Anyways, when I opened my locker I hit myself on the head and passed out. I woke up in the nurse's office and promptly died from eating bad fish. Somehow there was a mix-up and I ended up in hell Some murderer and I had the same name and the paperwork got messed up. At least the devil is kinda cute So I might rule hell in a week or two. So Hey... Things are looking up!No this never happened, but I wrote it my senior year of high school. Written April 18th, 2002 © on Apr 18 2002 12:10 PM PST 10 • 0 • 14
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"I had a Hell of a lot of problems yesterday......"