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Merry F*cking Christmas.

By Perpetualw00d

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Merry Christmas? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Happy holidays? Yer a fucking moron. Merry christmas as I drive around the damn mall looking for a space to park for 45 minutes, then I find one, and your stupid ass sees me going for the spot so what do you do? Pull right in there. Tee hee. Giggle, shrug your shoulders? Sorry you say, Merry Christmas. Oh TEE HEE? You are gonna think TEE HEE when I park directly behind your sorry selfish idiot self and watch you bitch when you come out of the mall five hours later and cant leave. I will be sitting there, eatting my corndog on a stick licking my fingers sipping my Mug rootbeer with a laugh. Happy Holidays. you stupid bitch.yeah whatever. glad theres amizon . com. Written December 21st, 2001 © on Dec 21 2001 11:11 AM PST   0 • 1

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