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By PH Prochnow

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I love you baby girl, you are so cute and precious.... but that Chihuaha puppy     sure has YOU beat? I figured at first you were worth   one puppy, then I decided you were worth five puppies,     because you are special. Sure, my baby girl,   I will keep you!!! ...'cause they are puttin' me in jail and I couldn't get the deal done. That's right love bunny....   you ain't worth one puppy to your ma, you worth five puppies ....I love you, and when mommy gets out of the slammy     I'll see what I can trade you off for. 2 April 2002 - - Arkansas woman busted trying to trade her baby daughter for a Chihauha Written April 3rd, 2002 © on Apr 02 2002 08:03 PM PST   0 • 14

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