Purple Green Polka-dotted Earmuffs

to my earmuffs: its pretty tough living without my earmuffs stolen by a ninth grader and stuff hope he's not buff cause im gonna kick his ass and if he gives me any sass he better run really fast cause ill put him in a full body cast and then ill dash with all his cash and his stash perhaps his pink sash more importantly i'll have my muffs his family might be sad but tough he forced me to get rough probly thought it was a bluff i'll have my prize and he'll be circumsized i wont have to say "i hope he dies" even though he's twice my size but oh can i live another day oh what prices i would pay what words i could say for hours i could lay with my earmuffs oh so fuzzy whose theif is probly pretty scuzzy and ill make him give me all his money even if i have to punch his tummy i must thank him for showing me who my true love is after all "it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" (shakespeare) but the louder with his pleading voice he calls the harder ill crash his head against the wallthis is based on a true story....just the part about my purple green polka dotted earmuffs being stolen by a ninth grader and stuff.....and yes i was devistated. Written April 8th, 2002 © on Apr 08 2002 09:14 AM PST   0 • 14