The Day Your Pants Ripped
By shadylady
you know, those days when every things just fine? good hair day, on time for worka pretty easy day until it happensyou bend over to get a fucking box of candy ripits all over you've got a gap in your pants as big as your ass you freeze, wonder if everyone is staringyou're sure they all know i mean come on look at the size of that thing (ok stop staring at my ass now)and you wore a thong that day toonow the supervisor tells all the managers and you feel even more stupidyou know you'll hear about this for the rest of your lifefrom now on youre the girl with the hole in her pantsthe new story the new joke the day's not so good anymoreeveryone will remember the day your pants rippedyes they fucking ripped? happy? i'm so embarrassed. excuse me while i crawl under my rock and fix my pants. Written September 23rd, 2001 © on Sep 22 2001 08:33 PM PST 0 • 10
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"you know, those days when every things just fine? good hair day, on time for worka pretty easy day until it happensyou bend over to get a fucking box of candy ripits all over you've got a gap in your pants as big as your ass you freeze, wonder if everyone is staringyou're sure they all know i mean come on look at the size of that thing (ok stop staring at my ass now)and you wore a thong that day toonow the supervisor tells all the managers and you feel even more stupidyou know you'll hear about this for the rest of your lifefrom now on youre the girl with the hole in her pantsthe new story the new joke the day's not so good anymoreeveryone will remember the day your pants rippedyes they fucking ripped? happy? i'm so embarrassed. excuse me while i crawl under my rock and fix my pants...."