Whiplash and Orgasms

Whiplash and Orgasms Jimmy lived a hermitic married life from the day he turned eighteen he never loved another woman when he met his sweet Darlene Thirty years passed blissfully he thought this would be the course but then one day, his darling wife sued him for divorce. Suddenly, thrust into a  worldly life poor Jimmy was now alone he decided to see things he had missed since he was now on his own. With money in hand, he bought a car a cherry red Mustang convertible he put down the top and drove off seeking women that were adorable. He drove down the streets of a college town quickly gazing left then quickly right. Jimmy saw women everywhere that made his jockeys feel too tight. He drove fifteen miles to the hour breathing heavy, his lips dry He saw halter tops overflowing and shorts cut way up high. Black leather skirts and thigh high boots a red slinky dress over there luscious women of every kind poor Jimmy could only stare! He turned around at the end of the street to see it a second time little did he know he was about to commit a serious crime. His head turning this way, that way and back left little time for his driving ability suddenly, when he was ready to explode he rear-ended a Sport Utility! Written December 23rd, 2001 © on Dec 23 2001 01:21 PM PST   0 • 16