Dancing to the Beat of a Different Cummer

"Freakish little screaming twithanging off my stolen titBlood red face and howling wailThat birth control evidently failedPissant little puking twerpslap you on the ground to burpShitting little diaper..."

"Sometimes I feel like Snoopy, dancing away on Schroder's piano while he plays.And Lucy wastes her time watching Schroder,while linus wastes his time waiting for a big pumpkin.And Pigpen wonders why th..."

"May I have this dance, said the spider to the flyMay I spin you around and gaze into your eyesMay we tiptoe along the threads I have madeMay I hold you so close in my arm barricadeMay I kiss you with ..."

"Why can't I have thisWhy can't I have thatMy wallet's too thinMy stomach's too fatMy job is too hardMy car is too oldHow did my heart get so goddamned coldThis house is too smallYou talk to muchMy rav..."

"I will go full circleI have come to believeThe lift of a thoughtthe might of the seaThe strength of ideasthe roll of the landThe emotion in mindthe sun on the sandThe pride in my soul,is the womb and ..."