My Pee Pee Application for Promotion :o) (not really a poem)

I just got promoted to PPFN that means Pee Pee Fairy Newbie! Woo Hoo So now, I need another promotion What should I do? I ask myself Well, I went to the store and I bought ALOT of water **snickers** and I drank, and drank, and drank until I became VERY full. Then I started doing my pee pee dance Every fairy has their own special pee pee dance Mine goes like this....feel free to join along :o) First you squeeze your legs together and squeeze your butt muscles too then you start to jump from one foot to the other **make sure that pee gets mixed up very well** as the mixture gets more urgent to be "poured" out you must begin jumping up and down instead of shifting from side to side **Are we having fun yet** Then you must squeeze your legs together even harder than before and make sure to stick your booty out as you walk to your next target Today, I decided to do "target" practice on my son's father, we'll just call him "J" with a CAPITAL J for JERK!!! Anyway, I walked up to the bed where he was sleeping like a baby **Awww, how cute** **but not THAT cute** Anyway, back to my mission I quiety assume the position, right above his head and I proceed to pour my well mixed pee over his head and I fly away as he chases me, but he can't fly so **na na na na NA na, you can't catch me** Wow, that was fun, and now that I have my wings HE CAN'T CATCH ME So that's the story of how I have been training to better myself as a PPF and I'm hoping to be promoted very soon to PPFSOD -- Pee Pee Fairy Secretary of Defense Thank you for considering my application for a promotion, I will be awaiting your early reply. Signed Slakky PPFN :o)See, I've been training, very hard! Written April 9th, 2002 © on Apr 09 2002 04:04 AM PST   0 • 14