See Dead Cyndi
By SubwayBoi
I woke up the other day and found Cyndi Lauper dear and tied up in my closet. I have no idea how or why she got there. I poked her with a stick, and she started singing 'True Colors'. Even though it's the superior version of the song (to hell with you, Phil Collins), I shut the closet door and went to school.A few days later, something began to stink in my room. Instantly recalling my discovery from a few days earlier, I opened the closet to find Cyndi lying there still. Apparenly she had become good friends with a variety of maggots and worms, who were now so attatched to her that they were eating her out; no alterior implications intended. I closed the closet door, and came up with a wonderful idea. I made a sign.'See Dead Cyndi, $1Touch Dead Cyndi, $2'So far I've only made $3 off this pair of twisted eight year olds, but I'm working on it. Look for my add in the yellow pages. Written October 15th, 2001 © on Oct 15 2001 04:28 PM PST 0 • 14
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"I woke up the other day and found Cyndi Lauper dear and tied up in my closet. I have no idea how or why she got there. I poked her with a stick, and she started singing 'True Colors'. Even though it's the superior version of the song (to hell with you, Phil Collins), I shut the closet door and went to school.A few days later, something began to stink in my room. Instantly recalling my discovery from a few days earlier, I opened the closet to find Cyndi lying there still. Apparenly she had become good friends with a variety of maggots and worms, who were now so attatched to her that they were eating her out; no alterior implications intended. I closed the closet door, and came up with a wonderful idea. I made a sign.'See Dead Cyndi, $1Touch Dead Cyndi, $2'So far I've only made $3 off this pair of twisted eight year olds, but I'm working on it. Look for my add in the yellow pages...."