Mad drunken ramblings (a challenge poem)
By Tegs
Larsh Gnight wash long larsh gnight wash tuff I wash testesd an-d tolied and lotso odder shtuff Ii-started in da pub Eiyes had abit ta dwink but den me wife she come and say ya godda fix da sink So oof home Eiyes stumbled Ta twy and fiz da pipes but den some space men came from space! Wid guns oof diff-rent types Day took me up indo da ship and asked 'where is da childin' We only go 2 kids round ere fat bob and skinny lin So oof dey went dey took da kids my wife woz preety mad But byes zis time the boozy had gotten bit much fors zis young lad Zo run I did to da loo di only one in town but di kew, it woz too lomg zeer 12 peeple all a-wound Ii woz gedding werrse I really nneeded to go do dat damn loo zo I shoulder barged em all and got da do me poo. Wha was de point oh dis story I is not reawwy shooore. But enyway I hopes zis let you know sumting dat not make yoo snore. Written March 28th, 2002 © on Mar 28 2002 08:00 AM PST 0 • 10
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"Larsh Gnight wash long ..."