Star Wars Rules (A challenge poem)
By Tegs
Zoom through hyperspace in a rusty pile of junk shoot some stormtroopers there's ewoks in that trunk! Fight some bad sith lords Shoot them troopers down bring gifts to old Jabba Fett looks like a clown Oh, Star Wars rules star wars rules no better show is there Cos; Han Solos hot and Lukie rocks and Leias got mad hair Oh, Star Wars rules star wars rules no better show is there Cos; Yoda's cool and Chewies huge and vaders quite a scare. But don't forget the past Amidala's quite a chick Annie was so small And Jar Jar was so sick ObiWan used to be hot And Qui Gon he got snapped Palpatine was almost good And R2 he got zapped Oh, Star wars rules star wars rules no better show is there Cos; Han Solos hot and Lukie rocks and leias got mad hair Oh, Star Wars rules Star wars rules no better show is there Cos; yodas cool and chewies huge and vaders quite a scare!Think jingle bells... Written March 28th, 2002 © on Mar 27 2002 05:14 PM PST 20 • 0 • 10
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"Zoom through hyperspace ..."