Suicide by the numbers (warning: sorry, a little sick humor)

1.) Suicide by gun: Hunk of hot lead, sink into my head to relieve this pressure, please. Only for a second will the pain persist, as you make that hole as big as a fist, and on my tombstone I get R.I.P. Drill your hole in my head, releasing all this red, and washing my worries away. 2.) Suicide by train: Train so swift, flying down the tracks, crush my car and break my back, send me to my destiny, then this pain will let me be. 3.) Suicide by Telephone Pole: Telephone pole on the side of the road, slice my car in two, I'm waiting for you to being my relief. that's all you have to do. 4.) Suicide by Pills: Bottle of pills, jump in my tummy, bring me that silence that will be so yummy. 5.) Suicide by Jumping: Building so tall, as I jump and fall, bring that concrete swiftly to me, to splatter away my pains along with my brains, and bring everlasting peace to me, ~~~~~~ Ok, that is enough, I've contemplated so many ways, to bring my demise, maybe this stuff ain't to be. I guess I need a friend, for my life, please defend, it's suicide hot line for me. I'm calling today to work out a way, so that I might stay here in this world. I dial the number and the phone rings, what's this? Pizza Hut, may I take your order please???????? Written February 3rd, 2002 © on Feb 03 2002 02:26 AM PST   0 • 14