Hung by the Shirt Garter
It was a warm December afternoonEverything's going greatI'm sitting in my last classWaiting for the bell to soundThen disaster struck unexpectedlyHe walked up and touched my thighSaid words I didn't want to hearAnd tried to feel me upBack then I didn't know any betterNow flash to the presentIts a cold morning in early OctoberI'm trying to get in a good moodBut this idiot sits next to meAnd he's tickling and touchingI'm already ticked offTry to stop him verbally-to no availTried smacking him, but hes numb orBlind cause he ain't stoppingI leave the room in a rageHow did this happen again?!This time I know betterAnd the asshole was wearing an ROTC uniformSo when I spill, its to a superior officerWho offers to report himI really want to yank off his shirt garterAttach one end to his ballsThen hang him from the ceilingBut I agreed and let him report the guyThe sergeant wrote him up for sexual harrassmentAnd I don't regret my actionsI know the kid will hate meBut I had to protect myselfAnd if anything like this happens to youProtect yourself as wellthat was no fictitious story, it really did happen. less than a week ago as a matter of fact. and no, i didn't hang him by the balls with his shirt garter, though i should have Written October 8th, 2001 © on Oct 08 2001 12:10 PM PST 0 • 1
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"It was a warm December afternoonEverything's going greatI'm sitting in my last classWaiting for the bell to soundThen disaster struck unexpectedlyHe walked up and touched my thighSaid words I didn't want to hearAnd tried to feel me upBack then I didn't know any betterNow flash to the presentIts a cold morning in early OctoberI'm trying to get in a good moodBut this idiot sits next to meAnd he's tickling and touchingI'm already ticked offTry to stop him verbally-to no availTried smacking him, but hes numb orBlind cause he ain't stoppingI leave the room in a rageHow did this happen again?!This time I know betterAnd the asshole was wearing an ROTC uniformSo when I spill, its to a superior officerWho offers to report himI really want to yank off his shirt garterAttach one end to his ballsThen hang him from the ceilingBut I agreed and let him report the guyThe sergeant wrote him up for sexual harrassmentAnd I don't regret my actionsI know the kid will hate meBut I had to protect myselfAnd if anything like this happens to youProtect yourself as wellthat was no fictitious story, it really did happen. less than a week ago as a matter of fact. and no, i didn't hang him by the balls with his shirt garter, though i should have..."