Butt Fuzz

I had a little tickle, It made me oh so mad, I tried to ignore it , But it was getting bad I saw an ad on tv, To help remove bad hair, I called and ordered me some cream, Industrial jar of nair! $29.95 Buy one get one free, How much buttfuzz Do they think comes from me? I slathered it on my rear, Watched it fizz and foam and pop. Then it started itchin, Oh my it wouldn't stop It welted up, It seered with pain, And the directions Say to do it again? I couldn't sit for weeks, My butt was sore and bare, It's great u know, but hurts so bad, But now there's no hair down there. Although I started noticing, The stubble is coming back, But it is a shade of blue, Instead of black! My girlfriend is quite worried, She thinks that i'm diseased! Oh i thought it would be great. I thought she would be pleased.. She took away my speedos, For when it grows back in, I will have blue hair down there, Sticking out again. Electric blue butt fuzz, Not a pretty sight, Now i'm not allowed to wear,  Anything that's tight. I would try the nair again, But that just wouldnt do, Im afraid next time it might be Green  instead of blue I give up on my plight, I will leave my  fuzzy cheeks, And hopefully it will grow out, In a couple weeks? Written January 7th, 2002 © on Jan 06 2002 03:48 PM PST   0 • 14