A Parody to U Got it Bad by Usher about Frodo from Lord Of the Rings for my friend Lauren

( Parody to U got It Bad by Usher) Oh Frodo do do do When you see his furry body You found a hottie who makes you turn your gaze To see his eyes so blue To get with him you're ready And yes you're sure you know And everything about him- you wanna get to know Chorus One:  When you see him, your mind, whirls around You faint and hit the ground without a sound To you he's just so well known And you're touched by the words to this song Mrs. Baggins Chorus Two:  Lauren, you got it bad For the little guy Who's less than four feet tall Lauren, you got it bad For the one with the fuzzy feet And those elf-like ears You know you got it bad When you watch Tolkien shout All about the hobbit Cuz he's all you think about You got it bad when your homework ain't done Cuz you keep on thinking 'bout somebody else You got it bad You know they say that he's fifty But will he ever grow All the meals he eats in one day, so he's fat but still low Like his muffins, chewy bars ( you can have some too...) Tea time, snacks, so dandy! ( he eats them all the time...) To you he is the entire world Who doesn't know You really adore him Everybody knows what's goin' on All these thoughts in your head, are in this song You're thinking he's your man, you're his girl I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world Lauren say I'm your girl, You're my man Frodo I love you, I baked you a ham Chorus One Chorus Two Chorus One Written January 19th, 2002 © on Jan 19 2002 10:16 AM PST   0 • 7