Wierd Murder Days - Satire
By VocoKool
Yesterday I woke from bed and bent my hard on to take a pee, Stepped on wet carpet from that stupid mutt "Willy", Ate some burnt bacon and runny eggs, Was late for work, Fuckin' car problems, Suzy the slut the receptionist broke our date, Damn! She was a blond! Everywhere! Got suspended for theft in the company, Like I knew that toliet paper counted, especially not even a full roll! Got home to find the girlfriend pounding Davy! Shit! And he was my golfing partner for the round today! Ok so what else? I really asked for this! Pulled over speeding...only 150 kms per hour....ok it was mph! Now what's that banging in the trunk you say? How did you get in there all tied up like that Davy? High speed chase...and the crash did it! Wake up! A dream. Girlfriend at my side and no hard on! Yes! Good! Well except for the hard on! Oh well. Off to work. Kiss for the girlfriend and a pat on the head for Willy, Out to the car whistling....hmmmm hmmm hmmm do do do whistling.... Putting the clubs in the trunk for the big round today....... Davy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Written March 6th, 2002 © on Mar 05 2002 05:06 PM PST 0 • 14
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"Yesterday I woke from bed and bent my hard on to take a pee,..."