Person in My Living Room

Never met anyone quite like you (Attacked by a Cockatoo!) Can't describe it (At least you didn't get bit) It'll only taint the memory (And you remind me of the 'Knights who say NI!') Insane, Psychotic, and Crazy like a mofo (Who likes to draw weird guys named Joe) The most Weird, Abnormally Funky (Likes to yell out "Purple Transvestite Monkey!") A funny 'Devil Child' (Just a wee bit wild) Manners of an 'angel' (Yes... one that fell straight to hell!) Till they bite you in the ass And you show your sarcasm Please remind me once again (Why you don't want your perfect skin!?!) How I got to know This kick ass tae-kwon-do (And quite possibly tae-bo!) Partially retarded genius With ADD and demonsthis poem is true but it probably will make no sense unless you've met the person... Written March 18th, 2002 © on Mar 18 2002 06:11 AM PST   0 • 14