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If I Were City Editor.

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(After Ben King, Dedicated to E. Jesse Conway.)      If I were City Editor         And you should come to my cold desk and choke,      And say, "Old man I'm actually dead broke."         I say, if I were City Editor,      And you should come in deepest grief and woe         And say, "Oh Lordy let me have the dough,"      I might arise with slow and solemn wink         And lecture you upon the curse of drink.      If I were City Editor         And you should come to my hotel and reel,      Clasping my beer to quench the thirst you feel,         I say if I were City Editor      And you should come in trembling and in fear         And even hint about licking up that beer,      I'd hit you just one swat, and then,         I guess I'd have to order one more bier.

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"(After Ben King, Dedicated to E. Jesse Conway.)..."

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