Precious Stones.

An Incident In Modern History.     My Cherrystones! I prize them,      No tongue can tell how much!     Each lady caller eyes them,      And madly longs to touch!     At eve I lift them down, I look      Upon them, and I cry;     Recalling how my Prince 'partook'      (Sweet word!) of cherry-pie!     To me it was an Era      In life, that Dejeuner!     They ate, they sipp'd Madeira      Much in the usual way.     Many a soft item there would be,      No doubt, upon the carte:     But one made life a heaven to me:      It was the cherry-tart.     Lightly the spoonfuls enter'd      That mouth on which the gaze     Of ten fair girls was centred      In rapturous amaze.     Soon that august assemblage clear'd      The dish; and - as they ate -     The stones, all coyly, re-appear'd      On each illustrious plate.     And when His Royal Highness      Withdrew to take the air,     Waiving our natural shyness,      We swoop'd upon his chair.     Policemen at our garments clutch'd:      We mock'd those feeble powers;     And soon the treasures that had touch'd      Exalted lips were ours!     One large one - at the moment      It seem'd almost divine -     Was got by that Miss Beaumont:      And three, O three, are mine!     Yes! the three stones that rest beneath      Glass, on that plain deal shelf,     Stranger, once dallied with the teeth      Of Royalty itself.     Let Parliament abolish      Churches and States and Thrones:     With reverent hand I'll polish      Still, still my Cherrystones!     A clod - a piece of orange-peel      An end of a cigar -     Once trod on by a Princely heel,      How beautiful they are!     Years since, I climb'd Saint Michael      His Mount:- you'll all go there     Of course, and those who like'll      Sit in Saint Michael's Chair:     For there I saw, within a frame,      The pen - O heavens! the pen -     With which a Duke had sign'd his name,      And other gentlemen.     "Great among geese," I faltered,      "Is she who grew that quill!"     And, Deathless Bird, unalter'd      Is mine opinion still.     Yet sometimes, as I view my three      Stones with a thoughtful brow,     I think there possibly might be      E'en greater geese than thou.