Sailor's Yarn, A

This is the tale that was told to me,     By a battered and shattered son of the sea,     To me and my messmate, Silas Green,     When I was a guileless young marine.     "'Twas the good ship Gyascutus,         All in the China seas,     With the wind a-lee and the capstan free         To catch the summer breeze.     "'Twas Captain Porgie on the deck,         To his mate in the mizzen hatch,     While the boatswain bold, in the forward hold,         Was winding the larboard watch.     "'Oh, how does our good ship head to-night!         How heads our gallant craft?'     'Oh, she heads to the E. S. W. by N.,         And the binnacle lies abaft!'     "'Oh, what does the quadrant indicate,         And how does the sextant stand?'     'Oh, the sextant's down to the freezing point,         And the quadrant's lost a hand!'     "'Oh, and if the quadrant has lost a hand,         And the sextant falls so low,     It's our bodies and bones to Davy Jones         This night are bound to go!     "'Oh, fly aloft to the garboard strake!         And reef the spanker boom;     Bend a studding sail on the martingale,         To give her weather room.     "'Oh, boatswain, down in the for'ard hold         What water do you find?'     'Four foot and a half by the royal gaff         And rather more behind!'     "'Oh, sailors, collar your marline spikes         And each belaying pin;     Come stir your stumps, and spike the pumps,         Or more will be coming in!'     "They stirred their stumps, they spiked the pumps,         They spliced the mizzen brace;     Aloft and alow they worked, but oh!         The water gained apace.     "They bored a hole above the keel         To let the water out;     But, strange to say, to their dismay,         The water in did spout.     "Then up spoke the Cook, of our gallant ship,         And he was a lubber brave:     'I have several wives in various ports,         And my life I'd orter save.'     "Then up spoke the Captain of Marines,         Who dearly loved his prog:     'It's awful to die, and it's worse to be dry,         And I move we pipe to grog.'     "Oh, then 'twas the noble second mate         What filled them all with awe;     The second mate, as bad men hate,         And cruel skipper's jaw.     "He took the anchor on his back,         And leaped into the main;     Through foam and spray he clove his way,         And sunk and rose again!     "Through foam and spray, a league away         The anchor stout he bore;     Till, safe at last, he made it fast         And warped the ship ashore!     "'Taint much of a job to talk about,         But a ticklish thing to see,     And suth'in to do, if I say it, too,         For that second mate was me!"     Such was the tale that was told to me     By that modest and truthful son of the sea,     And I envy the life of a second mate,     Though captains curse him and sailors hate,     For he ain't like some of the swabs I've seen,     As would go and lie to a poor marine.