Corny Bill

His old clay pipe stuck in his mouth,     His hat pushed from his brow,     His dress best fitted for the South,     I think I see him now;     And when the city streets are still,     And sleep upon me comes,     I often dream that me an' Bill     Are humpin' of our drums.     I mind the time when first I came     A stranger to the land;     And I was stumped, an' sick, an' lame     When Bill took me in hand.     Old Bill was what a chap would call     A friend in poverty,     And he was very kind to all,     And very good to me.     We'd camp beneath the lonely trees     And sit beside the blaze,     A-nursin' of our wearied knees,     A-smokin' of our clays.     Or when we'd journeyed damp an' far,     An' clouds were in the skies,     We'd camp in some old shanty bar,     And sit a-tellin' lies.     Though time had writ upon his brow     And rubbed away his curls,     He always was, an' may be now,     A favourite with the girls;     I've heard bush-wimmin scream an' squall,     I've see'd 'em laugh until     They could not do their work at all,     Because of Corny Bill.     He was the jolliest old pup     As ever you did see,     And often at some bush kick-up     They'd make old Bill M.C.     He'd make them dance and sing all night,     He'd make the music hum,     But he'd be gone at mornin' light     A-humpin' of his drum.     Though joys of which the poet rhymes     Was not for Bill an' me,     I think we had some good old times     Out on the wallaby.     I took a wife and left off rum,     An' camped beneath a roof;     But Bill preferred to hump his drum     A-paddin' of the hoof.     The lazy, idle loafers what     In toney houses camp     Would call old Bill a drunken sot,     A loafer, or a tramp;     But if the dead should ever dance,     As poets say they will,     I think I'd rather take my chance     Along of Corny Bill.     His long life's-day is nearly o'er,     Its shades begin to fall;     He soon must mount his bluey for     The last long tramp of all;     I trust that when, in bush an' town,     He's lived and learnt his fill,     They'll let the golden slip-rails down     For poor old Corny Bill.