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Epigram On Dr. ****, A Mere Pretender To Medical Science, Officiously Offering Me His Services

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'Should you e'er be unwell, send directly for me;     To cure you I'll haste with all possible speed,     Prescribe and find medicine without any fee.'     Oh! Doctor! your offer's most generous indeed;     I'd accept but for something the vast obligation.     'But for what, pray?' The instinct of self-preservation.          *        *        *        *        *     If, as Swift says, in the most delicate mind     Nastiest ideas we are sure to find,     Then equal to his humour and his wit     Swift's delicacy we must all admit.

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