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(A Steal from Kipling)     If you can hit the trail in zero weather         And laugh at frozen hand, or foot or face;     If you can eat your dogs, and still keep moving         And beat the rest, and hold the stampede's pace;     If you can stake and dig alone, unaided         And hold your ground, if needs be with a gun     And find the gold and have some lawyer steal it,         And lose, and start again, and call it fun.     If you can go a year on mouldy bacon         And fight the scurvy off with bayo beans;     If you can jump your socks and do your washing         And smile the while you patch your threadbare jeans;     If you can laugh when sordid hunger mocks you         And smile while passing strangers eat your grub;     If you can boost when everybody knocks you         And know him wrong who holds you but a dub.     If you can still the pain when Outside calls you         And choke back thoughts of friends you still hold dear;     If you can still the dreams when night befalls you         And wake and strike while eyes and brain are clear;     If you can wait and stick it out a-smiling         When longing letters come to you from home,     And then don't find the taste of "hootch" beguiling         You'll like this Land, from Seward up to Nome.     If you can bear the deadly strain of waiting         Till your turn comes, and fortune smiles on you;     If you can fight and lose and keep on fighting         And to your early promises stay true;     If you can go thru Hell to spend the summer         And cuss, and freeze, and starve the winter thru     And start in broke again another New Year         You don't need this Land to make a man of you.     If you can beat the Row, the Game, the Dance-hall         And all men's pleasures, that you know are sin;     If you can live alone, and not get lonesome         Nor heed the "lady" when she says "come in":     If you can pick a winner from the "wild cats"         And hold and hope when everything looks blue;     If you can give up everything you've ever cared for         Then ALASKA IS THE ONLY PLACE FOR YOU.